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October 9, 2009
Last Night @ Bar (believe it)
[Douchebag stops me when I'm walking over to my friend]
Douchebag:
Hey, I have some math homework. Can you help me with it?
Me:
......Why? Because I'm Asian?
Douchebag:
Haha yeah. Sorry, I guess I was just trying to be funny for my friends.
Me:
Really???? Because that's not funny.
Douchebag:
Sorry... I just wanted to make them laugh.
Me:
That's sad.
Douchebag:
I thought it was funny.
Me:
That's basically never funny.
Douchebag:
I'm really sorry. I wasn't trying to be an asshole.
Me:
Yeahhhh but you kind of were.
Douchebag:
I really didn't mean to be an asshole.
Me:
Well you failed and were actually a huge fucking asshole. [leaves]
Random guy walking by laughs in Douchebag's face:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNN!
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[An hour or so later -- Douchebag re-approaches me at bar]
Me:
...seriously?
Douchebag:
I feel really bad.
Me:
Good!
Douchebag:
I think I just got really nervous talking to you. I mean, you're like the best-looking girl in this bar and I don't know what I was thinking.
Me:
I'm sorry, are you seriously HITTING ON ME now?
Douchebag:
I'm just really sorry for before.
Me:
Okay, I get it. Go away.
Douchebag:
Alright. You won't ever have to deal with me again, I promise.
Me:
That'd be FANTASTIC.
Douchebag:
Just have a good night.
Me:
????????????